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breve bibliografía Web (no me convenzo a escribir webología) del término indicado para dirigirse a un bibliotecario profesional (con título universitario).1. Javer Leiva  http://www.javierleiva.info/vo-the-fucking-librariansCazada al vuelo en La Jungla de cristal (Die hard: with a vengeance).Tenemos que llamar a los bomberos, a la policía, al FBI, al ejército… hasta a los putos bibliotecarios!2. Mooez y GenericAmerican http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.264133-Metro-2034-Will-Compete-With-Call-of-Duty?page=3#10014835Moeez:If it does have CoD shooting mechanics, then I'll waste less bullets on the fucking LIBRARIANS! But then that was what made it intense on the PC, losing bullets and fumbling around all survival horror like.I killed...every...one...of...those...bastards...because I couldn't sneak around them, they just kept walking towards me.So there went all of my shotgun and AK ammo, and most of my revolver ammo.Scary/Good memories3. Blog abandonado de "Fucking Librarians" http://fuckinglibrarians.wordpress.com/4. Otra vez Javier Leiva http://www.javierleiva.info/escandaloso-retrasoA propósito del comentario de Catuxa en el anterior post, La broma de los libros, cuelgo esta imagen publicada en la sección dIWErtido de EPI (marzo del 97): Eran otros tiempos…5. Blog Fucking Librarians - en sueco (?) http://fuckinglibrarian.blogspot.com/6. Este es bueno: My Beard. For a Month http://mybeardforamonth.blogspot.com/2010/11/day-ten-im-fucking-librarian.html"Damn son, you look fucking CLEAN!" - me7. Crazy Library Shit http://crazylibraryshit.blogspot.com/2010/09/featured-at-your-local-library-grinding.htmlFeatured at your local library: grinding dicks, nudity, masturbators (...) The next time you visit the library, I suggest a can of mace, a taser, and some hand sanitizer. Please don't bring me any cookies, it freaks me out. 8. Heart felt robot http://heartfeltrobot.tumblr.com/post/3763610948/http-www-tumblr-com-tagged-librarianrepost To the numerous tumblr douches posting pics of themselves with glasses, quoting “this is my librarian face!” and “lookit me, I am a librarian!”YOU ARE DOUCHES.THIS IS MY FUCKING LIBRARIAN FACE RIGHT HERE.THIS FUCKING FACE HAS A FUCKING MASTER’S DEGREE. IN FUCKING SCIENCE.THIS FUCKING FACE IS A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL.Here is what I don’t do all day:

• Twee
• Read books
• Twee and read books, tralalala 

FUCK YOU.  FUCK YOUR GLASSES.Librarian out.9. @ the library http://librarianwoes.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/perpetuating-the-librarian-stereotype/Perpetuating The Librarian StereotypeI came across two interesting things today while reading Library Journal (LJ). First, an article entitled “Librarian Strives To Be Named Supreme Couch Potato” where a librarian from Conde Nast Publications named Stan Friedman watched sports for more than 29 hours in Times Square, winning the ESPN Zone Ultimate Couch Potato Competition. I commend Stan’s fortitude, and really appreciate sports, but attributing his win to “savvy bladder management,” a skill he developed over a 12 year time period while conducting research as a librarian doesn’t make us look like the super cool cats we really are.Second, an editorial written by LJ Associate Editor Raya Kuzyk entitled, “For All The Good That NYTimes Coverage About Hip Librarians Did Us…” describes a new web series about to debut named Erik the Librarian Mysteries from writer Brent Forrester (The Simpsons, King of the Hill, The Office), “that chronicles the romantic adventures of a dorky librarian.” If Mr. Forrester needs any proof that librarians aren’t “dorky,” he need look no further than Ms. Kuzyk’s headshot.Most librarians are ordinary people who just happen to have superb organizational, and research kung fu. We are a diverse group, with varied interests. We generally don’t look like school marmes, in fact, some of us are even men (this can be a real mind blower). We like to have fun and take part in all the stuff that people do to have fun. In fact, most of the librarians I know are damn good musicians, and also play professionally. Some of us even have tattoos!I’m an eating, shitting, drinking, fucking, librarian… I’m not proud, I’m real.10. Tumblr http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/librarian